I'mma grinch

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I am such a GRINCH!!! I shall now share HOW and rain on your holiday parades:

I HATE Christmas TREES!!!
     They SMELL, they're UGLY, they SHED on the carpet, they are DEAD by christmas anyways, and you get pine needles in your hair while trying toget your gifts out from under the darned thing!!!! AANDDD They are too green to burn for like 5 more months (that's how we get rid of our tree, so it has to sit in our yard for forever till we can burn the stupid thing!!!)

People stress WAY too much about what they're getting and/or giving!!!
    DUDE CHILL!!! it's a freakin' holiday they're gonna be happy no matter what they get, and you should too!!! If NOT they/you need to be more specific in your asking or LESS PICKY!!! :slap:

Holidays make people fat and then I HAVE TO HEAR ABOUT IT FOR THE REST OF THE WINTER AND HALFWAY INTO SPRING!!! :blahblah:
    YEs I understand that weight is frusterating, but guess what, I DON"T GIVE A RIP WHAT YOUR SCALE SAYS ABOUT YOU!!!! I either love you unconditionally or wish you would just shut up ANYWAYS!!! :shh:(usually the former)

Santa.
HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING!!!! :evillaugh: 'nuff said


Merry Christmas anyways though (I'm getting a laptop XD)
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BekaDavisStudios's avatar
My family only had a real tree one year and we were done after that. X3 I remember how sticky it was... and while usually the smell of trees is nice, having it in our enclosed space just made it way too strong to enjoy.

People talk about their weight all year long, I wish so badly they'd finally give it a rest at Christmas.

There are quite a few things about Christmas that are crazy either because they come from pagan holidays they've been so molded by the media for the sake of making a dollar that it's got nothing to really do with the holiday itself. X_X I can't bring myself to blame grinches.